Thursday, October 16, 2008

Laughs for the Ladies

Yes, even feminists make jokes-- (when we aren't, you know, burning their brassieres, counting arm pit hairs, or playing bullseye with pictures of penises in their spare time)--and here are some of them i dug up from a site (appropriately) titled, Feminist Jokes.

They vary from har-de-har-hars to definite knee-slappers, but here are some of my favorites. A drum roll please?:

1.) Q: Why do men like BMWs?

A: They can spell it.

2.) Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

3.) Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.

4.) Q: Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?

A: ET phoned home.

5.) Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?

A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

6.) Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: "I can do better than this" and he made woman.

7.) Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

I know we've got Rush Limbaugh and all of the youtube assholes to make fun of the Femininazis, but this time, guys, the joke is on you.

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