Yes, even feminists make jokes-- (when we aren't, you know, burning their brassieres, counting arm pit hairs, or playing bullseye with pictures of penises in their spare time)--and here are some of them i dug up from a site (appropriately) titled, Feminist Jokes.
They vary from har-de-har-hars to definite knee-slappers, but here are some of my favorites. A drum roll please?:
1.) Q: Why do men like BMWs?
A: They can spell it.
2.) Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.
3.) Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.
4.) Q: Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: ET phoned home.
5.) Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
6.) Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: "I can do better than this" and he made woman.
7.) Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
I know we've got Rush Limbaugh and all of the youtube assholes to make fun of the Femininazis, but this time, guys, the joke is on you.
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